The Baby K One

 

                    I woke up this morning, and did my usual thing.
                      I stood up in my crib and yelled for mom
                                   while pooping my pants.
                        I was hungry, so I thought I might hint it
                               to mom by chewing on myself.
                                Cannibalism is serious stuff...
                        moms can't be having that kind of thing!
                                         Then I was like...

                                     OMG! I need coffee!

                                                                 (Yuuuuumy, coffee!)

                 I was looking through moms pictures this morning
                       and I saw that the only thing she took
                            pictures of this week was me!
                                        Well...

She did take this picture of vegetables from her garden, but seriously, its all me. So this week, I'm telling the stories!


                                      But first...hey mom!

                                          I might be needing some more coffee!

 

 

A little about me...

If I had to describe myself I would say that I'm a delight to be around. I'm not like the other babies. I only cry when there's really something to cry about. To prove it, I'll tell you top ten things I cried about this week, so that you can know what a chill baby I am.

1. Mom wouldn't let me eat rabbit poop.
2. Mom didn't give me a bite fast enough.
3. I dropped my pacifier.
4. The kitty kept running away from me.
5. Mom wouldn't let me put my hands in my dirty diaper.
6. I found a fuzzy stuck to my knee and didn't like it.
7. I didn't want to play with my blocks.
8. Mom wouldn't let me play with the electric sockets.
9. Sissy wanted to hold me.
10. Mom wouldn't let me pinch her lip.

So, you see, I only get upset when there are things to get upset about. Mostly, I'm really cool, and very undemanding. I only demand things like food, to picked up, to be played with, to have my diaper changed, to take a nap, to get up from a nap, to touch things I'm not supposed to touch, to go outside, to be left alone, etc.

   This week...
I got to have some of my aunts over! They came over just to play with me, I know that's the reason.

They builded block towers for me to knock over, and I threw blocks at them.

                  It was fun. I like having people over to play with me.

                           We also practiced walking a lot.

                    Something I love to do is go to Wal-Mart.

                          It's the most magical place on earth!

            There are so many fun colors to look at and people to watch
                                    and old men to flirt with.
                       Momma says she hopes I will always think
                               that Wal-Mart is so much fun.


             

Also this week I...

 

Helped with the chores.

                                         Had a toothache.

                   Chewed on one of momma's favorite movies.

         Learned that I like to drink, and play with chocolate milk.

                                Enjoyed being outside, a lot!

                                   And was dreadfully cute.


  

         We did a lot of getting wet this week. I like the blue water. It's wet. And big. Like a bath. Only bigger. And I love a bath! See?

                                       (Me loving a bath.)

      

   I get so excited when I know we are going to the big blue water I wiggle and wiggle and throw a fit when mom wont let me crawl over the edge. She has all these crazy rules, like I have to wait for her to get in with me, I have to wear sunscreen, and I can't jump out of my floaty. When I'm bigger I'm going to be a fish like my siblings so that I can go into the water all by myself! Humph!

   

Once I get in I am so happy. Sometimes I sit in the big floaty with momma or sissy.

Here we are practicing blowing kisses across the water.

You have to throw them real hard to get them all the way

across the water.

Mommy and me.

 

   Probably the biggest, most exciting thing we did this week was have all of daddy's family over for dinner on Saturday. I got to see Fritzy and everyone played in the pool and we had my favorite pizza casserole! It was Fritz's first time in the pool. I think he liked it after a while.

                                     (First time in the pool.)

                           (He got shivery so he had to get out.)

              I love having family over, we get to play for hours.
But sometimes I get rude when I get hungry and start yelling at everyone. Momma says I need a Snickers.

   After we went getting wet, Fritzy and I dried off on the front porch for a while. This is how it went down.

                 We talked for a minute, then things got serious.

                                      "I like you Fritzy."

                                         "I like you too!"

 "I like you a loooot!"

                                   " I like you more!"

                           "We are best buddies. Aren't we?"
                                       "Ooooh yeah."

            That was my week. I don't know what everyone else did but I had fun getting wet, and playing, and eating. I just hope this next week my teeth stop hurting so that I can be all happy again. I am going to go take a nap, so that momma can do some chores. She says I'm too heavy to carry around while she's doing everything, but I don't think so.